Post by Ghigo
Quante reazioni chimiche esotermiche esistono?
Non lo so, ma visto il livello stratosferico del thread mi permetto di
inoltrare questa, fornitami dal mio spacciatore ceco di cazzate. Sto
ancora riprendendomi dalle risate.
A hippy gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to
her, and asks her: Can we have sex ?"
No," she replies, "I'm married to God."
She then stands up, and gets off at the next stop. The bus driver, who
overheard, turns to the hippy and says "I can tell you how to have sex
with her !"
Yeah?", says the hippy.
Yeah", says the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night
at midnight to pray. So all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a
hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in
the cemetery claiming to be God"
The hippy decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as
suggested on the next Tuesday night. "I am God," he declares to the nun,
keeping the hood low about his face, "I have ordained it. You must have
sex with me."
The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to anal
sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity. God agrees, and
promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes, he jumps up and
throws back his hood with a flourish.
"Ha-ha!," he cries. "I am the hippy!"
"Ha-ha!," cries the nun. "I'm the bus driver!"